- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- I know you are out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid.You’re afraid of us.You’re afraid of change.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- With the predictions of a sorcerer…who could foretell the outcome of every battle.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time.Come here, I’ll show you how it works.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
