- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- With the predictions of a sorcerer…who could foretell the outcome of every battle.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
- The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
