- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- We are all standing on holy ground, this is the Church of grace.
- The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- Okay, Biff.I’ll finish that up tonight and then I’ll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
