- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- I know you are out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid.You’re afraid of us.You’re afraid of change.
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
- Okay, Biff.I’ll finish that up tonight and then I’ll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning.
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time.Come here, I’ll show you how it works.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
