- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- We are all standing on holy ground, this is the Church of grace.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- Okay, Biff.I’ll finish that up tonight and then I’ll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- Obviously I was wrong, and disappointed.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- If I close my eyes I can almost see her in here like it was yesterday.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
