- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- Have you ever had a dream, Neo,that you were so sure was real?
- The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room.
- I think you should know about it.
- Calm down, Marty! I didn’t disintegrate anything! The molecular structure of both Einstein and the car are completely intact.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds.
- This readout tell you where you’re going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were.
- Okay, Biff.I’ll finish that up tonight and then I’ll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- With the predictions of a sorcerer…who could foretell the outcome of every battle.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
