- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- I know you are out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid.You’re afraid of us.You’re afraid of change.
- l have to look after my own people.You’re a king now, Akkadian, and a good one, l think.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- If I close my eyes I can almost see her in here like it was yesterday.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
- We are all standing on holy ground, this is the Church of grace.
