- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- This readout tell you where you’re going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time.Come here, I’ll show you how it works.
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
