- I couldn’t find you in the crowd.
- What? What the hell is a gigawatt?
- Why, that’s me! Look at me!- I’m an old man!
- What did you say your name was?
- It’s kind of like sailing.
- I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady.
- That’s great! Actual physical contact!
- Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?
- Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?
- Oh, that can’t be good.
- Einstein’s clock is exactly one minute behind mine, it’s still ticking.
- It can’t be done, can it?
- I’ll get kicked out of school.
- I couldn’t agree with you more.
- Don’t call 911.
- l’ve come for the woman and your head.
- What’s this thing I’m wearing?
- I really don’t want to do that.
- Do you want to know … what it is?
- All right, this chick is toast.
