- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- If I close my eyes I can almost see her in here like it was yesterday.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- I think you should know about it.
- What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- Obviously I was wrong, and disappointed.
