- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- With the predictions of a sorcerer…who could foretell the outcome of every battle.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- If I close my eyes I can almost see her in here like it was yesterday.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
- What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
