- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time.Come here, I’ll show you how it works.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- With the predictions of a sorcerer…who could foretell the outcome of every battle.
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- We are all standing on holy ground, this is the Church of grace.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- Obviously I was wrong, and disappointed.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
