- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
