- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
- You moved like they do.I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- This readout tell you where you’re going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were.
