- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
- We are all standing on holy ground, this is the Church of grace.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- Here’s a red-letter date in the history of science,November 5, 1955.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- I think you should know about it.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- This readout tell you where you’re going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
