- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- Okay, Biff.I’ll finish that up tonight and then I’ll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- Obviously I was wrong, and disappointed.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- With the predictions of a sorcerer…who could foretell the outcome of every battle.
- You moved like they do.I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
