- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- Okay, Biff.I’ll finish that up tonight and then I’ll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning.
- The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
