- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- You moved like they do.I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.
- What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
