- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- With the predictions of a sorcerer…who could foretell the outcome of every battle.
- I think you should know about it.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- You moved like they do.I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal.
