- Why, that’s me! Look at me!- I’m an old man!
- Doc, look. All we need is a little plutonium.
- It’s your only chance.
- Alright, come on, get me out of here!
- Can you please speak up?
- Oh, I gotta stop drinking.
- Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?
- Einstein’s clock is exactly one minute behind mine, it’s still ticking.
- You have lost your power,thrown it all away.
- Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?
- That was the day I invented time travel.
- I’m gonna fuck you up.
- Look me up when you get there.
- Hello Peter how can I help you?
- You want a Pepsi, pal, you’re gonna pay for it.
- I’ll get kicked out of school.
- Did I say something wrong?
- Who’s president of the United States in 1985?
- Don’t call 911.
- That’s great! Actual physical contact!
