- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time.Come here, I’ll show you how it works.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- Okay, Biff.I’ll finish that up tonight and then I’ll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
