- Einstein’s clock is exactly one minute behind mine, it’s still ticking.
- Enough, I get the point!
- I’ll get kicked out of school.
- I can’t feel my legs.
- I really don’t want to do that.
- Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?
- It’s kind of like sailing.
- Look me up when you get there.
- Never mind that now.
- Doc, look. All we need is a little plutonium.
- Mayor! Now that’s a good idea! I could run for mayor.
- I haven’t invented any time machine.
- Cold, damn cold. Ha, ha, ha, Einstein, you little devil.
- Oh, I gotta stop drinking.
- What the hell is that?
- Hey doc, this is it.
- I’m not going out there.
- That was the day I invented time travel.
- That’s great, Ray! Save some for me!
- I am not a jealous guy.
