- Oh, I gotta stop drinking.
- Coward,show your face.
- I can’t feel my legs.
- Mayor! Now that’s a good idea! I could run for mayor.
- Wow, This is it, this is the part coming up, Doc.
- It can’t be done, can it?
- Cold, damn cold. Ha, ha, ha, Einstein, you little devil.
- I haven’t invented any time machine.
- I came for the show.
- This is truly amazing.A portable television studio.
- I speak slowly and distinctly.
- I would love to meet your grandma.
- Einstein’s clock is exactly one minute behind mine, it’s still ticking.
- What the hell is that?
- Close. But definitely wrong.
- I think it’s out of order.
- That was the day I invented time travel.
- I’m gonna read your thoughts.
- Thank God, I’ve still got my hair.
- Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?
