- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- Have you ever had a dream, Neo,that you were so sure was real?
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- l have to look after my own people.You’re a king now, Akkadian, and a good one, l think.
- The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
