- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- Here’s a red-letter date in the history of science,November 5, 1955.
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- I know you are out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid.You’re afraid of us.You’re afraid of change.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
- We are all standing on holy ground, this is the Church of grace.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
- You moved like they do.I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.
- The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
