- Here’s a red-letter date in the history of science,November 5, 1955.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds.
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- Obviously I was wrong, and disappointed.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
