- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- If I close my eyes I can almost see her in here like it was yesterday.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- This readout tell you where you’re going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were.
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
