- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- We are all standing on holy ground, this is the Church of grace.
- You moved like they do.I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- With the predictions of a sorcerer…who could foretell the outcome of every battle.
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
- Obviously I was wrong, and disappointed.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
