- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- With the predictions of a sorcerer…who could foretell the outcome of every battle.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- You moved like they do.I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.
