- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- l have to look after my own people.You’re a king now, Akkadian, and a good one, l think.
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- We are all standing on holy ground, this is the Church of grace.
