- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- I’ll be the most powerful man in Hill Valley……and I’m gonna clean up this town.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- Okay, Biff.I’ll finish that up tonight and then I’ll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- I think you should know about it.
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
