- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- If I close my eyes I can almost see her in here like it was yesterday.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- Obviously I was wrong, and disappointed.
- Okay, Biff.I’ll finish that up tonight and then I’ll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds.
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
