- I know you are out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid.You’re afraid of us.You’re afraid of change.
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time.Come here, I’ll show you how it works.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- Obviously I was wrong, and disappointed.
