- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- I think you should know about it.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- You moved like they do.I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
