- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- Obviously I was wrong, and disappointed.
- What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- Calm down, Marty! I didn’t disintegrate anything! The molecular structure of both Einstein and the car are completely intact.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time.Come here, I’ll show you how it works.
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- I think you should know about it.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
