- We are all standing on holy ground, this is the Church of grace.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- With the predictions of a sorcerer…who could foretell the outcome of every battle.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
