- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- I think you should know about it.
- What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- This readout tell you where you’re going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
