- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- We are all standing on holy ground, this is the Church of grace.
- Have you ever had a dream, Neo,that you were so sure was real?
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- This readout tell you where you’re going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
