- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- With the predictions of a sorcerer…who could foretell the outcome of every battle.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- I know you are out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid.You’re afraid of us.You’re afraid of change.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
