- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
- l have to look after my own people.You’re a king now, Akkadian, and a good one, l think.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- I think you should know about it.
