- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- I know you are out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid.You’re afraid of us.You’re afraid of change.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- Here’s a red-letter date in the history of science,November 5, 1955.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
