- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- I know you are out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid.You’re afraid of us.You’re afraid of change.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- I think you should know about it.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- Calm down, Marty! I didn’t disintegrate anything! The molecular structure of both Einstein and the car are completely intact.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- We are all standing on holy ground, this is the Church of grace.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
