- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- Here’s a red-letter date in the history of science,November 5, 1955.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- If I close my eyes I can almost see her in here like it was yesterday.
- The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
