- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- Obviously I was wrong, and disappointed.
- If I close my eyes I can almost see her in here like it was yesterday.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- Wow Doc, stuck here? I can’t be stuck here.I got a life in 1985.
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
