- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- This readout tell you where you’re going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- You moved like they do.I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.
- What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
