- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- If I close my eyes I can almost see her in here like it was yesterday.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- I know you are out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid.You’re afraid of us.You’re afraid of change.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- I think you should know about it.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Here’s a red-letter date in the history of science,November 5, 1955.
- The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds.
- He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time.Come here, I’ll show you how it works.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
