- I’ll be the most powerful man in Hill Valley……and I’m gonna clean up this town.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- If I close my eyes I can almost see her in here like it was yesterday.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time.Come here, I’ll show you how it works.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
