- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- Calm down, Marty! I didn’t disintegrate anything! The molecular structure of both Einstein and the car are completely intact.
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
