- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- Obviously I was wrong, and disappointed.
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- If I close my eyes I can almost see her in here like it was yesterday.
- Calm down, Marty! I didn’t disintegrate anything! The molecular structure of both Einstein and the car are completely intact.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- I know you are out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid.You’re afraid of us.You’re afraid of change.
- You input the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ.
- Here’s a red-letter date in the history of science,November 5, 1955.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- The bruise, the bruise on your head. I know how that happened. You told me the whole story.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
