- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- It is a star. Very good. That’s great.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- Remember, all I’m offering is the truth,nothing more.
- This sucker’s electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…What’d I just say?
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- We are all standing on holy ground, this is the Church of grace.
- I think you should know about it.
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
- I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!
- He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine.
- The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour.
